Time Smiles

Time Goes By

Kids smile 400 times a day on average. Adults only about 20.1 Between 50 and 100 if they are bright minded.2

This is the Voice in Oliver’s head. My kind exists beyond time and space, yet we do understand the concept of time. But time is not made up of seconds. It is made up of special moments.

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About The Man Who Lost The Rest Of His Life

Elegy Of A Psychopath

I feel the need to expand somewhat on my recent tight-lipped closure, find more words for what I feel. Here they come. I hope you can find in them a meaning of own.

When you spend 500 years on an island, you die more than once. So you think you’ve got used to it. You think you’ve got used to attending your own funerals, and listening to jeremiads. But they never fail to surprise you, both the circumstances of your death and the response of the Universe to it…

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Glittering Star DustOr How To Save Your Dragon

Glittering Star Dust

My name is Oliver Clean, and for the last 500 years, I’ve been stranded on a lonely island. Have you ever spent 500 years alone? No? Coz’ if you had, you’d appreciate what a divine gift togetherness is. And how fragile…

This is a Grim Arrow Special. I’m publishing it ASAP, outside of my usual slot, in the hope I can help two certain knuckleheads before they entirely blow it…

But wait, let me start at the beginning.

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Zilch Monday

Hey, my precious seven blog readers. I’m only checking in to tell you this Monday’s episode is canceled. Sorry. I know the deal was “Always Mondays”, but I’ve been lying in bed with a heavy flew, and for the life of me, I can’t shoot my arrows straight....

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Little Blonde Nerdette

Cute Little Blonde Nerdette

I am Oliver Clean, and for the last 500 years, I’ve been stranded on an island, where I had plenty of time to develop all sorts of plans.

Unfortunately, I’ve come to realize that most of those plans require dealing with computers nowadays, and I suck with computers. They are just not my area of competence. My area of competence is to look grim and talk with a creepy voice to people who deserve it. That’s my professional focus. That’s what I’m good at. And that’s how I wanna keep it. I mean, who wants to be a Jack of All Trades, right?

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A Grim Welcome

Hello, my name is Oliver Clean, and for the last 500 years I’ve been stranded on an Island, with only one goal: Survive! And what an ambitious goal it was, to survive for five hundred fucking years! Yet I did. I’ve overcome rains, storms, sunburns, w...

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